Ragdoll Football
Forget about how well superstars dribble the ball or how hard they press the ball. The rules of physics don't always apply in Ragdoll Football. Sometimes it's harder to stay strong on the pitch than it is to score a goal.
How to play Ragdoll Football
Playing Ragdoll Football with absolute precision means you've already lost from the start.
The Art of Control
You can kick the ball with more than just your feet in Ragdoll Football.
Like in a real soccer game, don't try to change the direction of your foot when you see the ball coming. Control your entire body to charge straight at the ball. Utilize the momentum of your head, torso, or even a face-down fall to propel the ball towards the opponent's goal.
Defense
Taking the ball from your opponent's feet is an impossible task because... even they don't know where the ball will go.
Instead of chasing the ball, jump up and throw your entire body in front of the goal to block it. A limp corpse lying sprawled on the goal line is the most difficult obstacle for any ragdoll striker to overcome.
Utilizing Inertia
Jumping sends the player flying and somersaulting.
Check the character's somersault direction. Try to time your somersault forward so your heel or back touches the ball in midair. The force from these faulty bicycle kicks often creates extremely powerful shots that goalkeepers cannot stop.
Warm up your fingers, prepare for a good laugh, and step onto the Ragdoll Football pitch today. See how many goals you can score!
Have fun playing Ragdoll Football!





























